Friday, 25 February 2011

Today I was listening to the Edge...

Psychic Nicki: There's going to be killer bugs imported here from Terrorists... I see it. They are going to mutate bees and mosquitos, and train them to kill people.

Todd: No way... you can't train bugs. It'll never happen.

Psychic Nicki: Yes Todd, it will. You can train bugs. Haven't you ever seen a flea circus?

Todd: Ya. In my pants.

3 comments:

  1. I'm putting Chicken and Lamb and Pork and Ham into the Magic Bullet, pressing down for 1.....2.....3......seconds and Lickity Split, I just made us some fresh Meatshakes.....MMMMMMMMM Meatshakes.

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  2. that's only what boy superheros eat. I'll stick to chocolate.

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  3. Yes but Meatshakes bring out the shine in my Mr. Spock hairdoo.

    I thinks we need to start a recuitment drive. We need Pions.

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